AUDITION NOTICE: A VERY DEADLY CONSTRUCTIVISTS HOLIDAY (2025)
It’s back! The Constructivists are thrilled to announce auditions for this year’s production of A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday, Conceived and Directed by Jaimelyn Gray, with a Writing Team led by Patrick Schmitz (Schmitz and Giggles.) We are on the lookout for five diverse and dynamic actors with skills in music and improv to bring this comically irreverent holiday experience back to life.
Submission Details:
Auditions: By video submission only. Milwaukee area actors only. Housing not available.
Submission Deadline: Sunday, July 27th.
Callbacks: Tuesday, July 29th, from 7-9:45pm at ZAO MKE Church. Times will be provided with callback notifications.
How to Submit:
Prepare a comedic monologue no longer than 1 minute and 16-32 bars of a holiday song of your choice. If you play an instrument, feel free to include that in your audition!
Submit your video along with your resume and headshot through this link:
For more information about how we work, please review this information: CONSTRUCTIVISTS CULTURE
Production Information:
Show: A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday
Directed by: Jaimelyn Gray
Performance Dates: December 18th - 20th, 2025
Venue: Broadway Theatre Center, 158 N. Broadway, Milwaukee, WI
About the Show: The holiday season isn’t always filled with generosity, warmth, and cheer. A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday is an ensemble-devised work that highlights the stories of those on their worst behavior during this festive season. Rich with irreverent humor, scandalous stories, and holiday carols (with a twist!) this alternative holiday programming reminds us to please not be an asshole.
Roles Available: We are seeking 5 actors of all genders, ages, and ethnicities. This is an ensemble-driven production, so actors must be comfortable with collaboration, improvisation, and helping to shape their characters.
Stipend: $200. Funding for the arts is more difficult now than ever to come by. As we continually work toward increasing our funding, we will be able to pay artists a more equitable stipend for their work.
Important Dates:
Rehearsals: November 10 - 13 December 2025, Monday-Thursday Eve, and Saturday daytime, times TBD
Performance Dates: December 18th - 20th, 2025
We look forward to your submissions and the possibility of working together to create something unforgettable this holiday season!